When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”
(originally posted on Dreamwidth here)
“His caboose would make J. Lo jealous.” —James Duthie
“It’s kind of big.” —Colby Armstrong
”Huge ass.” —Maxime Talbot
Sidney Crosby, y’all. He’s got back.
That is not junk in that trunk. That is treasure.
This shit is hilarious.
“Well, they’re fighting.”
“Yup.”
“You want to just… hug it out?”
“Sound good.”
“Cool.”
i love this gif
i want to cry its so cute
(Source: comeinmycave)